um where do you live?

I just received this email:

No response after my last 2 emails

Hi,

I have to be honest with you. I have never gotten a frosty reception online before...so this is pretty humbling experience for me. I don't mean to be rude but I have to ask why you didn't even give me a courtesy response after all the effort I made to getting your interest. I'd love to know.

I actually didn't remember this guy so i went back to look at his previous 2 emails.

the first:

Liked your profile

Hey,

I came across your profile and it looks like we might have some chemistry from the things you are looking for. I hope it's all true though. ;-) I'd like to know more about you. Hit me back and we'll chat.



PS I live in NYC but I travel a lot. I'm actually in DC as I'm writing this.

ok that's fine-although his profile said he lived in LA which is why i didn't even glance at his emails. He also signed his name as a different name on all three emails.

the second:

Ahem, oh, excuse me...oh, hi

Hey there,

I sent you an email a few days ago and wasn’t sure why you never responded. I figured there might be reasons why you haven't replied yet:

-You only date guys that like to watch your favorite shows like Bridezilla, Dance Moms, and Say Yes to the Dress.

-Your hair picked up some bad BO and you have to wash your hair at least 10 times…so strange.

-You are going thru one of those non-stop Nicholas Sparks movie moments, watching the Notebook, Nights in Rodanthe, Dear John, with a huge bowl of your favorite Rocky Road ice-cream…oh happy bliss.

-You got in a fight with your shoe closet and you lost so you have to spend the entire week cleaning and rearranging it…damn those shoe sales.

-George Clooney might drop by and is taking you to Vegas to get married…Congratulations, you did it. You got George Clooney to finally marry someone. ;-)

Ok, jokes aside, from your profile I think we share a lot in common so hence my second email. They say persistence is the key to getting what you want in life. Luckily, I have that so I’ve giving you my friendly nudge. If you enjoyed reading this or laughed, then you’ve got return the favor. What’s your name?

ok sort of funny but also sort of annoying. i looked at his profile again and my response:

RE:

1. your profile says you live in LA so i didn't even look at the emails.

2. your profile also says you are spiritual but not religious and i am looking for a strong Christian who goes to church regularly.

3. i get an average of 10 emails a day so if for whatever reason i don't think I'm interested i don't usually have the time to follow up on all of them.

my apologies.

Guys: if a girl doesn't respond after the first email-she's probably not going to.move on.